Cooktail Hour

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This will be our cooktail hour drink!! We would be stupid sloppy drunk and burn all the damn food!! We should send that to the Urban Dictionary.

Cooktail hour. The hour before you start cooking where you drink some type of fruity alcholic concoction to get you in the mood to cook. Usually done on a busy holiday like Thanksgiving when you have a lot of dishes to prepare.

T: Hey lil sis, did you put the turkey in? It’s almost cooktail hour.

K: yeah big sis, let’s throw a couple back before we start mashing the potatoes!

Cooktail Hour by KC, MFD & Big Sister T December 8, 2007

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Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them

I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.

Cocktail hour by Someone who is WAY TOO bored May 14, 2020

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Cocktail hour

The time of day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.

Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight. It's cocktail hour.

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My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.

Cocktail hour by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024

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Cocktail hour

The time of the day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.

Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight, it's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of the night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.

Cocktail hour by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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