Cookie Time 

it's a game that a group of men play.

A bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle. All of the guys begin to jack off and must jizz on the cookie. Last person to jizz on the cookie has to eat it

We were all bored last night so we decided to play cookie time. Mike lost the game

Cookie Time by Tony Brisman November 9, 2012

Timekeeper cookie 

A fucking milf that can control time

I wish I could bang Timekeeper cookie

Timekeeper cookie by Justatksimp August 27, 2021

Timekeeper Cookie 

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.

You’re such a timekeeper cookie!

Timekeeper Cookie by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies 

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

Cookietimes 

A person who is constantly lazy and often refuses to do things. This person is not mean, but they often don’t care about other’s feelings and will do random things that upset people. This person will also often try and do everything in their power to get laid, often at the expense of others.

While they do know their flaws, they couldn’t care less about them and instead embrace their terrible traits.

Our new manager hasn’t done a single thing but randomly give out raises especially to our female coworkers! I asked about it and he simply said “I know!” In a cheerful manner. He is such a cookietimes!

Cookietimes by Speederx99 April 7, 2021

Cookietime 

A person who is very lazy and uncaring

due to the fact that all their efforts go into a few things.

All this person does is play video games! He doesn’t care about anything else! He is such a cookietime!

Cookietime by Speederx99 April 7, 2021

cookietide 

A underated YouTuber

Did you hear about cookietide?Shes amazing!

cookietide by Some weird girl owo June 28, 2021