Cookie Monster Syndrome 

The inability to stop oneself from eating anything and everything in sight, like Cookie Monster from Seasame Street.

"What's this? This no plate of cookies. This plate of BBQ wings. Ah. Who me kidding? Me compulsive eater. Mahmahmah!" -Cookie Monster on a skit

"Mmm....leftovers!" -Me with my Cookie Monster Syndrome

Cookie Monster Syndrome by chicinthecity March 4, 2008

Cookie Monster Style 

When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.

Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!

Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.

Cookie Monster Style by Bobo Jo the Disco Bro April 25, 2009

Cookie Monster Shirt 

A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.

Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!

Cookie Monster Shirt by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010

Cookie Monster Show 

A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.

Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.

Cookie Monster Show by The Dark Lord of Bass December 29, 2007

Cookie Monster Suprise 

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.

I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.

Cookie Monster Suprise by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006

Cookie Monster Surprise 

When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it

Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy

Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos

Cookie Monster Surprise by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016

cookie monster swirl 

Sprinkling crumbled cookies in someone's ass then pouring a jug of milk inside and have them sit on your face while you eat and drink it out

I'm going to Cookie Monster swirl that bitch

cookie monster swirl by Dapussaymonsta November 3, 2015