The act of inserting drugs inside your vagina. Commonly occur in the town of Shelton, Washington.
Jaylene was caught coofing at Little Creek in a stolen car.
by Mellman69 December 10, 2017
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"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."
by Foos and shoes October 14, 2021
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That guy didnt wear his mask, and now he has the Coof
by That guy 191117 August 19, 2020
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1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.

2. To die of such a disease.
1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!

2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.
by Angry Harpist March 1, 2020
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the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons
the coofer made the pidgeon coof
by uzo9 May 10, 2008
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To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.
Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!
by Cakes2 July 30, 2006
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