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Conwells are not trustworthy. Never date a person named conwell from their last name. They will maybe try to ddoss you. or end your community
Im demoted so now im a salty conwell
Conwell by TheFurryKing September 13, 2017

Rusty Conwell

When a chick is fucked in the ass with such ferocity that she bleeds and shits on your dick, then you proceed to make her suck you cock.
So how'd it go last night?
Dude this girl is a freak! I told he I wanted to give her a Rusty Conwell and she was totally down!
Gross.

Dylan Conwell 

The Dylan i know is tall funny ...gay and is the sweatiest guy you will ever meet when every you meet a Dylan and become friends with them you better hold them close because when you lose friendship with them they will leave you forever.
"oh hey that Dylan Conwell He's really funny... but watch out he'll kill you"
Dylan Conwell by Gay :3 August 1, 2019

tyler conwell 

Is born in the 90s. Is a badass Leo. Doesn't put up with no bulshit
tyler conwell by Tion4life June 6, 2021

Ryan Cowell 

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Ryan Cowell by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

Simon Cowell 

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor
Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)