Contours refers to when you climb out of a swimming pool and your shorts cling to your crotch area giving a very accurate 3 dimensional impression of what your meat and 2 veg look like. Particularly embarrassing in large pools with lots of people. Can be avoided, but takes practise. Contours cannot be achieved in speedos for obvious reasons.
Bob: Hahaha look at Mike's contours! No wonder he's so shy!
Mike: Hey! That pool is cold!


by Daveypants September 29, 2005
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A word used to greet or insult a fellow brother. A guy who says stupid shit.
Your a contour man.
That was a contourish move.
Bradley Woo.
by Bradley Woo May 05, 2008
The worlds most sexy and beautiful car man kind has ever crafted.
Man check out that IP.II.IMI.IP in dat contour!
by Esteban March 15, 2005
A brownish marijuana with trunk stems that is sticky that promotes a very psychedelic/energetic buzz. Common side affects are floating couch trips, bratwursts with peppers, trips to the Buddhist temple, and at times can cause a cerebal high that entails scientific proofs.
I don't want to walk downstairs. Let's smoke some contour and float down there on the couch.
by Cliff The Big Red Dogg September 11, 2006
The outline of a figure or body; the edge or line that defines or bounds a shape or object.
An artwork about shapes, the black or any other color around the shape is the contour.
by EsEm September 11, 2007
contour means pushup.
"this here is a frilly contour bra"
by prettyprincess October 09, 2003
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