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Contemporaneous 

My mother and grandmother only contemporaneous a few short years together
Contemporaneous by Disteny April 9, 2003

Contemporaneous 

To show disrespect or contempt for; spoken usually by rednecks with their GED's.
The judge sed I wuz contemporaneous at my bond hearing and dint gimme no bail.

contemporaneousity 

The Art of being
All on the same planet
at exactly the same Time, or moment
despite the illusion of zones
and invisible, divisible, spatial boundaries.
Sunny was secure in her contemporaneousity.
contemporaneousity by skipix December 3, 2006

cuntemporaneous 

Taking part in a menage-a-trois with two ladies, one dude.
A: "Dude, shit got cuntemporaneous last night"
B: "Oh yeah, what happened?"
A: "Two girls, one sword"

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026