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Contaxian 

One who prefers cameras which are no longer in production, had a good run only with some of their cameras, and are not really all that notorious. Also likes to stereotype Canonites and Nikonians by calling them amateurs, when in fact, and usually in general, they have far better bodies and lenses than the Contaxian.
"Man, that guy with that Canon L glass is making the guy with the Contax look like a child...he looks pissed too."
Contaxian by Deus April 5, 2005
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Contaxian 

A person who photographs exclusivly with a Contax, generally refering to pre n-series models, in particular the G-series, but also a number of kyocera-built manual focus SLRs
zoey is a contaxian!! www.kyoceraimaging.com
Contaxian by zoey April 25, 2004

Contagion 

A contagion has gathered at the park to spread measles to each other.
Contagion by Resurchvax November 18, 2018

Containment Board 

A place to put threads for irritating users while still respecting their freedom to have discussions, it could be a clubhouse or a quarantine.
q: Do you want to talk about Trump?
a: No, go back to your Containment Board!
Containment Board by Supellex_ November 7, 2017

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

contadine 

is a word that isn't as raunchy as it sounds. It means an Italian peasant girl, but will probably never again come up in civilized conversation unless you are in the opperetta, The Gondoleirs.

Pronounced: con tuh deen ay
Gondoliers: Signorine io tammo!
Contadine: Contadine Siamo :(
contadine by nonyo Binness March 14, 2008