The act of taking your grandmas poop, poking a hole in it, then having your dog pee into the hole, then having sex with the terd while french kissing your poodle.
The act of interrupting someone's game or match to boast about their superior skills or knowledge, often accompanied by an unsolicited lecture on game strategies and tech.
The action of absolutelygetting no pussy and not having friends. Many times while Eric Connoring, one is stuck in a state of being a fucking isolated faggot that loves perorming weird sexual acts to ones self.
Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.
i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.