Home to the 4th most dangerous city in the country, New Haven! Even more dangerous than NY, Boston, Detroit, etc.
Connecticut
by ctlives August 19, 2011
My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.
by Alexandra December 2, 2004
Connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. Home to Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the US, including Westport, Greenwich, Ridgefield, Darien, New Canaan and others. When leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically assume your rich. You can usually find a wide range of SUVs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting Connecticut.
"Your from Connecticut aren't you?"
"How can you tell?"
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you drive a BMW, and wear nothing but polo shirts"
...
"How do you spell the state you live in again?"
"C-o-n-n-e-c-t-i-c-u-t"
"Damn, it's just easier to call it the rich state"
"How can you tell?"
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you drive a BMW, and wear nothing but polo shirts"
...
"How do you spell the state you live in again?"
"C-o-n-n-e-c-t-i-c-u-t"
"Damn, it's just easier to call it the rich state"
by ctgirl November 12, 2004
- Richest state
- Highest average IQ at 115
- State which gives the least to charity
Also, the dumbass that said New Haven had nothing but giant houses is a dumbass. Try leaving the Yale area before opening your mouth.
- Highest average IQ at 115
- State which gives the least to charity
Also, the dumbass that said New Haven had nothing but giant houses is a dumbass. Try leaving the Yale area before opening your mouth.
by One toasted ass cracker! November 15, 2004
A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush’s birth place.
1. Dude why are you yelling and cursing at me, all I did was say hello to you. Are you from Connecticut or something?
2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.
3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.
4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.
5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.
6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.
3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.
4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.
5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.
6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
by Arrowwood_13 February 28, 2009
A mental dwarf. A total village person with an exaggerated and unrealistic view of himself or herself.
Person #1:
My uncle got his MBA more than twenty years ago, and he makes good money, but despite being in his late forties, he still thinks, talks, and acts the same as when he was in grade school. He is always making ethnic slurs against his minority neighbors, and I heard at work he likes yelling at the new hires.
Person #2:
That’s because he is a connecticut. I try to stay away from those kinds of people.
My uncle got his MBA more than twenty years ago, and he makes good money, but despite being in his late forties, he still thinks, talks, and acts the same as when he was in grade school. He is always making ethnic slurs against his minority neighbors, and I heard at work he likes yelling at the new hires.
Person #2:
That’s because he is a connecticut. I try to stay away from those kinds of people.
by Vulcher-13 October 4, 2009
Ahhh, there's nothing like moving from NJ to Connecticut and realizing that "richest state in the U.S." sure doesn't seem like it! And all that crap about having the highest I.Q.?? You sure wouldn't know it from taking one step in here. Home of the wanna-be's!! We live secluded, isolated and in total ignorant bliss! Aren't you jealous now?
by Elio June 11, 2005