A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful
place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush
’s birth place.
1. Dude why are you yelling and cursing at me, all I did was say hello to you. Are you from Connecticut
2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash
and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.
3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute
? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut
, and I am a fag.
4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut
5. I pulled a Connecticut
thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.
6. Main Connecticut
industries: Gambling. Prostitution
. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare
. Government bailout
. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.