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The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.
Paying lower taxes so they can destroy American industry is the greatest Conjob in recent history.
by 07079 August 07, 2011
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A bizarre female aide to Donald J. Trump who spouts fibs, "alternate facts" and looks like she got hit with a bag full of nickels. (i.e Kellyanne Conway).
" Did you watch Conjob spout more of Trump's garbage on CNN?"
by One No Trump March 08, 2017
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When you get so fucked up at a concert that you get a hand job in the crowd.
"yo dude, datsik was so dope!"
"yeah man, did you hear that con-don got a con-job. he was so fucked up!"
"what?! that lucky son of a bitch!"
by roddyward January 10, 2013
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1) when someone takes one of your posetions and hides it, yet you know they have it.

2) A mild insult.
1) "Give me my phone back, I know you have it, conjob!"

2) "Darren is a right conjob" or "CONJOB!!!"
by Ashley Jordan May 02, 2008
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Getting a handjob while wearing a condom
Dave: "Mate, how was last night?"
Mark: "Oh yeh it was amazing. Got me a con-job."
by spursrule333 August 16, 2010
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