congratufuckinglations

expressing extreme sarcasm

joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?

by G_Collins June 18, 2005

congratufuckinglations

congratulating someone in a sarcatic way .

jon: i just got a new free car that's 26 years old !

regan: well, congratufuckinglations ! no one gives a shit .

by regan sucksss July 2, 2009

Congratufuckinglations

When a fucking fuck accomplishes some fucking thing.

Congratufuckinglations you fuck you finsihed your fucking ramen.

by Afuckingfuckwhodoesntgiveafuck September 16, 2017

Congratufuckinglations

When someone thinks they made a good comment, joke, statement, or accomplished something when in reality it made them look like a complete idiot.

Steve: Your mom was good last night! Oh I got you soo good!

John: Congratufuckinglations my mom is 76 and overweight. Good one man.

Or, Max: Yes I finally beat level 25 im fucking awesome.

James: Wow, congratufuckinglations why don't you go outside now you geek.

by fossboss August 29, 2009

Congratufuckinglations

It means I don't care but I'm gonna pretend but I don't

"congratufuckinglations it doesn't matter"

by Joyceslays August 8, 2015