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Condorcet Jackass

the jackass of all jackasses. epitome of a jackass
I was getting ready to take this chick home when Tom came up and started talking his stupid shit. She was turned off by him and left. He is the condorcet jackass.

originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass
Condorcet Jackass by AARDVARKS June 27, 2007
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condomfetti

mass quantites of condoms (new in wrappers) are thrown around like confetti at a party.
a fairly disgusting concept. one should avoid any party where condomfetti will be thrown around.
Bill and Bob thought it would be a great idea to get some condomfetti for the party they were planning, thinking it would lead to many "happy endings". however, they neglected to realize how hard it would be to clean up all the condomfetti after the party and had some explaining to do when their parents came home.
condomfetti by pb foot January 17, 2010

Condored 

to build a large condor-like nest out of branches and leaves and place on an individuals car or doorstep
Breyein thought it was a funny prank when he condored his brothers jeep.
Condored by Breyein July 17, 2012
I condorse my product.
Condorse by CasperWyo March 9, 2017

Condorrat Young Team

Located in cumbernauld lies condorrat wae the young team and the wan junkie that goes in the shop fuck all else in condorrat the chippys awright tho
Condorrat Young Team --cduj boys ya fuckin dafty,

Conforce 

1.) A conjuction of the words Convince & Force.
2.) To make up someone's mind for them. Not give them the option to say no
John doesn't want to go out with us tonight. We'll have to conforce him to come with
Conforce by Shawn Baker April 13, 2007

Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.
1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!
Condometer by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009