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what kind of condish do you have, your hair smells nice.
condish by cabeera June 22, 2009
When you are a cassowary, boss baby underflarns and professor poopyflarns all at the same time... This combination makes you the condish.
I saw the condish making a mess in his bedroom
Condish by Fleasanus December 19, 2025

mint-condish

used to define the condition of something old
guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.
mint-condish by pluggymt November 8, 2009

condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.
I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...
condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015
When you're feeling cold, but not too cold.
"Can you turn up the A/C, I'm feeling coldish"
coldish by j.fab August 18, 2008

Confished 

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.
That confished me.
Confished by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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