Sleeping Condiments

Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.

Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.

by Urban Defines July 10, 2017

Hair condiments

Hair condiments or hair sauce is another way of saying shampoo and conditioner.

“Hey mate, when you go to the shops can you grab me some hair condiments?”
“Yeah no worries.”

by -\\~//- March 8, 2020

Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 30, 2022

condiment shot

A shot of a condiment, such as ketchup or mustard, sucked out of the small unit packages that one gets from fast food restaurants.

While driving, it's convenient to have a condiment shot of ketchup after eating your fries.

by Rebecca Clark June 16, 2006

condiment intolerant

When ordering food, being against having any condiments added by the food preparer, instead preferring to get the condiments on the side so that they can be added at one's own specific desired amount.

Jerry: "Can you just put some light mayo and yellow mustard in two separate little containers on the side?"

Sandwich maker: "ahh.. yea, I guess I can do that for you. You must be condiment intolerant, eh?"

by Big Cogs January 6, 2009

Super Condiment Squad

From condimentsquad.com a flash cartoon super hero group with Ketchup and Mustard.

"Ketchup I'm bouncing on the couch!!!"

by N8 May 3, 2004

Condiment Pre-Cum

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it

jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst

by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018