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Conchairto 

A composition (always in wrestling form with one swift movement) in which the sound of two steel chairs hitting one wrestler's body (preferably a Hardy) stands out in bold relief against the discontent of the audience, so as to display its qualities or the performer's skill.
Jim Ross: Benoit's got a contusion in his arm, and Mah GOD King, those DAMN Edge and Christian monsters are not making it any better with the execution of that conchairto.
Conchairto by Christian's peeps March 16, 2009
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Sloppy Concharto 

Similar to its counterpart the Sloppy Jalopy, the Sloppy Concharto involves both ejaculating into ones hand, and slapping a girl in the face. In this variation cum is blown into both of the man's hands as he proceeds to smack the girls face with both hands simultaneously across both sides of the face... similiar to playing the symbols in the marching band.
Wow, S-Money is a huge pimp, did u see him lay the Sloppy Concharto on that dirty latina maid?
Sloppy Concharto by S-Money December 28, 2005
A play on the word concerto, it means a certain shirt you wear to every concert or live show of music
My plain black shirt is my conshirto
conshirto by Jerm Juice March 30, 2009

sphinkter concarto 

steve just conducted a sphinker concarto
A person who wears concert shirts all the time, for every occasion. "should be pronounced with an Italian accent, although, not absolutely necessary"
1."See that guy over there, he's the biggest conshirto I know. 2."I really like his 84 Van Halen shirt." 1." No way man, his Def Leppard T is the bomb." 2."Whatever!"
conshirto by Brown Mushroom October 25, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026