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compotent 

A type of player which is compotent about his play style.
Player 1: wow, that guy is a Compotent Player!
Player 2: Yes he is
compotent by YouNeverKNoww October 1, 2018
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competence 

The art of performing a simple or non-simple task without fucking everything up
Our college notes were written by someone who clearly hasn't got competence
competence by SaucerPilot May 19, 2016

competent 

Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.
Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.
competent by Larstait November 10, 2003

competent 

Being able to do things well.
Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.
competent by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

Computenik 

Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.
A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.
Computenik by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011

componentry

A bullshit term to feed to a client in order to stall them and placate their demands for results.
"Well, I could keep on working on the internal componentry."
componentry by Papa Culo September 16, 2003

compoontar

a computer used to please the user in need; a pc used primarily for looking up porn. User may regularly clear his history, but it is not required because there is nothing to hide on the compoontar.

vinnnay: "yo, man imma get me some crazy bitches tonight"
george : " damn doood you got mad steeze"
vinnnay: "ya i just got my compoontar and my high speeed internet i'm ftw"
george : "you need to get a gf that doesn't end in .jpeg"
vinnnay: " nah rl bitches are so ftL. no homo"
compoontar by kanjar January 16, 2008
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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