The action of holding out your smartphone while glancing between it and your surroundings frequently in order to have a sense of navigation much like a person using a compass. The most annoying cases is when the "compasser" is walking in a public settings and sometimes bumps into others or grins shamelessly at whatever is on their screen.
Compasser: *GRIN* LOL!
Dude 1: Watch out man, you spilled my drink!
Compasser: uh-huh, sorry... *GRIN*
Dude 1: Can you believe that asshole?
Dude 2: Yeah, what a dick.
Dude 1: Total compassing no-life.
Dude 1: Watch out man, you spilled my drink!
Compasser: uh-huh, sorry... *GRIN*
Dude 1: Can you believe that asshole?
Dude 2: Yeah, what a dick.
Dude 1: Total compassing no-life.
by ihatepeopleonsmartphones April 27, 2013
a sexual position when a guy is with four girls who are in a circle around him representing north, south, west, and east. all girls bend over then the guy precedes to give anal to the northern girl, while strapping a dildo to his ass for the southern girl. While going back and forth from north to south, he fingers west and east and that is the compass.
John did the compass over the weekend. All four of the girls had a great time, especially south because he used a black dildo.
by Lord Xenuu March 23, 2011
A big, spicy boner.
Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad!
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!
See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!
See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.
by stallioon September 28, 2012
Especially useful for adrenaline junkies, and those who love all things to do with the great outdoors. If some crazy maneuver, jackassesque like stunt, hard fall, or animal attack results in blood you now know you should adjust, prepare or tweak your attempt #2 (or #3-100) accordingly. Hence the event that rocked you to the point of bleeding has become your blood compass.
"Damn! Did you see how bad Gavin road-rashed his face after attempting that small-margin-for-error landing from skydiving with skis on?"
"Yeah, he got fahked up! That move is definitely his new blood compass now."
"Yeah, he got fahked up! That move is definitely his new blood compass now."
by swissmisz September 12, 2014
Guy1: Let's gank pa , we don't want her to be farmed !
Guy 2 : We are playing against inverted compass , the real carry is crystal maiden !
Guy 2 : We are playing against inverted compass , the real carry is crystal maiden !
by Dimitri2222 May 5, 2015
Compass travel is an bus operator in England, primarily serving East & West Sussex and Surrey. With a fleet of over of over 80 buses. With a red and white livery, it reflects their red logo.
by nrLoolee April 26, 2021
The ability to choose freedom and breathe new air and create a wonderful and powerful life even when you’re not sure exactly how it will be done.
I came to realize that remaining ensnared in golden handcuffs is the total antithesis to having self-compassion.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2019