You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.
"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"
He is wearing the golden handcuffs.
dude2: gross! .. so did you do it??
dude1: hell yeah! but I turned the tables on them. When they started the shower I ... lets just say I plugged the pipes and gave my self a shiny pair of golden handcuffs!