Commiss 

To commiss is to use one's authority or position to order an inferior or subordinate to carry out a task, usually through intimidation or by scaring them.

Usually carries the ending "-ing", as in "commissing".

The new executive established himself by commissing the office slave to go and finish a report.

The drill sergeant commissed the new recruits into submission.

Commiss by Colonel Marbi Chora November 24, 2009

Commisar Karens 

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!

The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.

Commisar Karens by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

nocturnal commissions 

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.

Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!

nocturnal commissions by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

Four Fifths Commish 

What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"

Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast

Four Fifths Commish by J Dog12 March 27, 2009

Commissaire Fuklaw 

A very badass and avesome Angry Marines Commissaire, very ill for heresy, so ill he even finds his own men heretics!

The Angry Marines have a Commissar because Fuklaw was too damn angry to be put anywhere else. After the Angry Marines saw him in action, they started recruiting from his homeworld.

Also he fucks impostors, fucks heresy, thinks that cover is for pussies and is a real paranoid psycho.

Angry Marine Chant - ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
~ Commissaire Fuklaw during campaign

Commissaire Fuklaw by Yaminoyori December 25, 2009

Commission 

1) A fee paid to an agent for providing a service, especially a percentage of the total amount of business transacted.

2) A job or task given to a person or a group, especially an order to produce a particular product or piece of work.

3) A group of people authorized to carry out a duty.

4) The committing of something, especially a crime or other offense.

1) The middleman was paid a fee.

2) The factory was given a commission.

3) The spy had commission to kill suspects of terrorism.

4) The commission of a crime.

Commission by Jafje June 28, 2007

Commissioner Gordon 

When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.

After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.

Commissioner Gordon by Shamu22 June 10, 2010