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Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One who, having got caught in the net of a mid life crisis, has regressed to a permanent state of lifestyle found in Universities throughout the world. A complete and utter denial of approaching retirement, people suffering from Colyers Diesease develop a taste for all foods pickled (possibly a belief stemming from ancient Egypt in the hope of preserving their aging and failing organs).
Richard is being a Colyer again!
by Billy Scroggins July 12, 2006

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