The feeling of relief you feel when you were going to cancel plans but the other person cancels first.
I had plans to go out tonight and all I wanted to do was stay home and watch a show! Thank goodness my friends decided to cancel, I am so colume and excited to relax!
by LIL WATZ May 25, 2021
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Colum is such a Chad, just radiating male energy. Almost as much as Findlay.
Dude you're such a Colum!!!
Damn right I am, did you see that backflip?

*Both dab*
by AbsoluteChad June 3, 2019
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He who gives hope when his own is lost.
That boy is such a Colum.
by animasmithsonian November 17, 2009
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1. an upright pillar, typically cylindrical, supporting an arch, entablature, or other structure or standing alone as a monument.

2. a gay bitch who lives on a tiny island and has an obsession with monster and lady gaga who uses she/they pronouns and who's dad kinda sucks
1. there's 6 colum 's on the GPO
2. there colum running towards us, you can tell from the blinding blonde hair.
by Uhm homosexual July 7, 2021
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