A college town in Ohio that likes to think it has the identity of a real city, where in reality it is a big collection of suburbs surrounding a giant university. While you'll never run out of low to medium end bars, the city substantially lacks anything else to do. Columbus is like a giant bee hive of low rent apartments occupied by government employees and recent OSU grads with shitty jobs. I'm not really sure that a young professional community exists in Columbus.
It's humorous how residents of Columbus always are quoting that they are the largest city in Ohio, when in reality the metro area is much smaller than both the true metropolitan areas in Ohio of Cincinnati and Cleveland.
by wise man 21 March 14, 2010
by big hm August 9, 2021
A: Where do you live?
B: Columbus.
A: Oh nice, so you live in Ohio.
B: Nope.
A: But you said you live in Columbus.
B: Yah, Columbus, Nebraska
B: Columbus.
A: Oh nice, so you live in Ohio.
B: Nope.
A: But you said you live in Columbus.
B: Yah, Columbus, Nebraska
by AnieLynn4 April 27, 2021
by The cum zone. March 7, 2021
A Town with a population of roughly 50,000. A great place to live if you're part of the Anti-Intellectual movement.
If by some terrible way, you find it necessary to dwell here, survival can be assured if you adapt/adopt the local beliefs and customs i.e. bigotry, racism, believing you are the progressive liberal upper crust of society and God's gift to the yokels around you or, conversely, an s.u.v. driving, evangelical, ultra-conservative/fascist/racist pig, Obese, neglectful of your children(emotionally or otherwise). A teenage mother or the 25 year old dead beat dad who knocked her up. Anyone who seems intelligent and resides here falls into one of three categories.
They are filthy rich and that makes swimming in this sea of stupidity bearable, or they are between the ages of 17-35 and are pseudo-intellectual hipsters who make fast food, pull levers for a living, or cater the locals in order to pay for their drugs, those most likely being methamphetamine or pot, as they are very abundant in this area(see looser). Lastly, they are the locals who never managed to escape the town and are most likely to live out the remainder of their lives in the area working at jobs they hate, congregating to the bars that aren't overrun by obnoxious hipsters (see douchebag) like Scores, to complain about their jobs. They seem to have I.Q.'s, emotional and otherwise, of no more than 85. This is due to years of broken families inadvertently as well as purposefully inbreeding. Youth in the anti-intellectual movement reproducing at young ages are currently raising the next generations of Colombians (see white trash)
If by some terrible way, you find it necessary to dwell here, survival can be assured if you adapt/adopt the local beliefs and customs i.e. bigotry, racism, believing you are the progressive liberal upper crust of society and God's gift to the yokels around you or, conversely, an s.u.v. driving, evangelical, ultra-conservative/fascist/racist pig, Obese, neglectful of your children(emotionally or otherwise). A teenage mother or the 25 year old dead beat dad who knocked her up. Anyone who seems intelligent and resides here falls into one of three categories.
They are filthy rich and that makes swimming in this sea of stupidity bearable, or they are between the ages of 17-35 and are pseudo-intellectual hipsters who make fast food, pull levers for a living, or cater the locals in order to pay for their drugs, those most likely being methamphetamine or pot, as they are very abundant in this area(see looser). Lastly, they are the locals who never managed to escape the town and are most likely to live out the remainder of their lives in the area working at jobs they hate, congregating to the bars that aren't overrun by obnoxious hipsters (see douchebag) like Scores, to complain about their jobs. They seem to have I.Q.'s, emotional and otherwise, of no more than 85. This is due to years of broken families inadvertently as well as purposefully inbreeding. Youth in the anti-intellectual movement reproducing at young ages are currently raising the next generations of Colombians (see white trash)
Out-of-Towner: "Hey, isn't that the D-Turn kid? I heard stole Crest White strips because thinks he's a thug and got arrested."
Local: "Yup, that's the guy."
Out-of-Towner: "Why is he so fucking stupid? people like that shouldn't be allowed to breed."
Local: "Of course he can, he lives here in Columbus, IN"
Local: "Yup, that's the guy."
Out-of-Towner: "Why is he so fucking stupid? people like that shouldn't be allowed to breed."
Local: "Of course he can, he lives here in Columbus, IN"
by Prometheus' sandwich May 29, 2009
A European explorer who was said to have discovered America, however it is been believed by researchers that others found it first. He also committed horrible acts like rape, murder, and slavery.
Christopher Columbus was an explorer.
by Parcivalia May 20, 2021
Columbus is a stupid school where stupid hoes go to. People who go to columbus are dumb and they are lax bros. If you go to Columbus you will 99.99% of the time like stupid sports like volleyball and cricket.
by Colombus is stupid March 19, 2013