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Chortles Out Loudly - Minh + Claire creation. *Natalie Tran - Community Channel Inspired*
Minh: Yo mamma is soo fat she paints her lipstick on with a paint roller.
Claire: Yo mamma is soo fat she ate the paint roller!
Minh: COL!
Claire: COL!
by Chuckie20 December 19, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Lazy dude: Can you turn off the TV?

Girlfriend: For Col crying out loud its right next to you.

Lazy dude: Oh, can you turn it off?
by Grilled Pickles March 16, 2010
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Similar in context as the internet abbreviation 'lol', but this time standing for 'Clap Out Loud'. This is the act of clapping hysterically while laughing.
Miles: Why did the chicken cross the road?

David: Oh Jesus not another chicken joke.

Miles: It didn't, it stayed in the farm!

David: COL. :D
by ActiasLuna October 19, 2008
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That means Crying out loud. :P
Oh why did you fall down that stair C.O.L
by Kristoffer R Nilsen June 02, 2007
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Short for Lavacol, a brand of rubbing alcohol used for inexpensive intoxication by Sioux Indians in South Dakota
Hey two bulls, got any col, man?
by aardworm October 23, 2012
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No-one is entirely sure who or what col is, therefore this is expressed by people in a number of ways. Does anyone know who col is? We seek the truth.
1. "whos col?"
2. "yeah i know, but whos col?"
3. "wtf is col?"
4. "col is a 48 year old paedo who knows robbie"
by Pabla February 14, 2005
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aaron: "OH MY GOD KATIE, YOU'RE SO STUUPID!"
marina and ali: "COL!"
by cindylauperisn'tdead July 27, 2010
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