Lastly, when the water tower got painted or "vandalized" in 2007, it looked a lot better than it did before, and now.
Wow this place is a dump, what's it called? oh, Coloma eh?
"Co", short for "coo", which is short for "cool"; and "Loma", which stands for: "Laughing Out My Ass". Therefore, "Coloma" is: "A way cool, flippin funny; out of control smart; all around awesome place to live/be from"!
I'll bet he's from a Coloma-like town!