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A shitty all girls school in Shirley, full of lesbians and teachers who film up girls skirts (cough cough mr corish). They are Smurf’s who think they can get posh trinity boys but end up going toward John Fishers and Shirley Highs
Oh look it’s a smurf from Coloma
by #oneinch June 16, 2019
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