Colltey

Collteys are super awesome, since most Collteys are from Arizona. A typical Colltey listens to country music, and is usually gluten-free, which doesn't stop Colltey from being kick ass at softball. Colltey usually never occupies her living space, because she normally is out practicing for softball season.

Me: Have you seen Colltey?
You: No, but I think Colltey is probably at practice or in class..

Colltey by heygurlhayyyyyy October 25, 2011

Colleyville 

An interesting alternate universe filled with future investment bankers, swiss watches, german automobiles, and lots and lots of drugs. Fun. Basically, a mixture of the best qualities of Monaco and Amsterdam.

Colleyville is at the top of the trickle-down money ladder. The town is filled with many fashion-sensible, upper class families. Most of their money goes to their kids, which goes towards their drugs -- keeping the ghettos in Arlington and Dallas booming.

Colleyville by notisaidthecat February 3, 2006

Colleyville 

Recently marked the #1 city to live in (Texas) by CNN Money as of Summer 2005. Great Atmosphere! Many new developments and a place to enjoy all seasons.

Real Estate Values Soaring

Colleyville by Matt G. September 13, 2005

Colleyville 

rich ass suburb of Dallas, and surrounded by other rich ass towns (see Southlake, Grapevine). The city council regulates what types of roofs, windows, and (in some neighborhoods) the size of houses that are allowed to be built. Apartments are illegal to construct by law. The homeless carry laptops. Colleyville ranks 68th in the nation for highest average income (about $120k/year).

Damn, Colleyville shopping center is expensive.

Colleyville by D.B.T. December 28, 2005

Colleyville 

Colleyville, TX. Town in Dallas-Ft. Worth (DFW Metroplex). Affluent town of about 20,000; local high school is Colleyville Heritage and is one of the top high schools in the country. Colleyville shares many similarities with next-door Southlake, TX (also home to Heritage rival Southlake Carroll), and Colleyville is in a joint school district with Grapevine, TX.

The city's biggest flaw is that it believes it has no flaws. A slew of teen suicides in 2004 and a steroid abuse scandal in the high school football team landed Colleyville Heritage on the front page of Newsweek. The town has recovered swimmingly. But constant, unmonitored teen partying and rampant prescription drug abuse continue with little attention. Parents are often blamed for giving their kids too many luxuries without any supervision.

Colleyville shares many students with Grapevine, but has more in common with the developing town of Southlake.

Colleyville by PittFan January 1, 2006

Colleyville Heritage High School

Where everyone is fake and their mom are fake blondes with dramatic eyelash extensions and orange spray tans. There are also toilets in the smoke room. Colleyville kids throw open house parties only for them to be busted in an hour.

“I popped 3 addys before class”
“Oh you must got to Colleyville Heritage High School”

Colleyville Heritage High School by funnyaznfag December 9, 2019

Colleyville High School 

Where everyone and their moms are fake blondes with eyelash extensions and spray tans

“Oh my gosh, she looks orange”
“Yea, she must be from colleyville high school”

Colleyville High School by Gstripper25 February 1, 2019