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A large ginger person, with the body of a greek god and an 8 inch long penis. Likes long walks in the rain and playing xbox. Normally seen with mandemz snee dodzy crowther and goat.
Kid 1: Colley is so cool with his massive dick and gorgeous body

kid 2: yes i wish i was him

Colley: fuck you!
Colley by Laura Goulding October 24, 2009
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an aggressive male that uses abit too much fake tan and always wears shorts no matter the weather.
girl 1: rah its -45 degrees why's he wearing shorts

girl 2: that's colley for ya.
colley by greenblazer April 4, 2019
He the reason someone smile today,a very humble person,he make you happy no matter how bad you treat him.He try to smile even when he feel sad.He love everyone even when no one love him, because he know being kind is not an option.He is the symbolism of everythings or anything that make someone happy.
1.I find my "colley" today means I find my "reason to smile" today
2.you are my "colley" means you are my everythings
3.I feel "colley" today means I feel "happy" today
Colley by Duendebrus November 25, 2021
Etymology derives from Ancient Greek for "stupid"; can also be used in reference to clumsiness and oafishness.

Strong correllation between a Colley and the tendency to wear clothes several sizes too big, perhaps to prevent further restriction of clumsy limbs.
Look over there, that bloke's just walked into a wall and knocked it over.

And have you seen the size of the guy's t-shirt?

It must be a Colley
Colley by EVEREF3 November 4, 2009

cringe colley 

a cringe colley is a fucking loser were they are in the same tent with jack myers, harroson colley, blake colley or zack barker and if you come across them you should call the police but if they don't answer grab a gun a kill em
cringe colley by jack is a loser September 22, 2019

Boston College

School full of rich white kids who drink excessively on the weekends but put in work during the week. Most of them will either become doctors (or so they think), teachers, or accountants. Spend way too much time at the gym. Everyone acts like they're failing every class but a "failing" grade to them is actually a B. Not actually in Boston but fucking gorgeous campus. Amazing hockey team, shitty football and basketball teams. No engineering school which is weird, but all in all a top tier school with an annoyingly Catholic vibe.
Every top ten kid in my rich suburban Northeast high school who didn't get into an Ivy went to either University of Virginia or Boston College.
Boston College by Typerwithadrive November 29, 2016

College Board 

A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.
prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
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