A large ginger person, with the body of a greek god and an 8 inch long penis. Likes long walks in the rain and playing xbox. Normally seen with mandemz snee dodzy crowther and goat.
Kid 1: Colley is so cool with his massive dick and gorgeous body
kid 2: yes i wish i was him
Colley: fuck you!
kid 2: yes i wish i was him
Colley: fuck you!
by Laura Goulding October 20, 2009
He the reason someone smile today,a very humble person,he make you happy no matter how bad you treat him.He try to smile even when he feel sad.He love everyone even when no one love him, because he know being kind is not an option.He is the symbolism of everythings or anything that make someone happy.
1.I find my "colley" today means I find my "reason to smile" today
2.you are my "colley" means you are my everythings
3.I feel "colley" today means I feel "happy" today
2.you are my "colley" means you are my everythings
3.I feel "colley" today means I feel "happy" today
by Duendebrus November 25, 2021
Etymology derives from Ancient Greek for "stupid"; can also be used in reference to clumsiness and oafishness.
Strong correllation between a Colley and the tendency to wear clothes several sizes too big, perhaps to prevent further restriction of clumsy limbs.
Strong correllation between a Colley and the tendency to wear clothes several sizes too big, perhaps to prevent further restriction of clumsy limbs.
Look over there, that bloke's just walked into a wall and knocked it over.
And have you seen the size of the guy's t-shirt?
It must be a Colley
And have you seen the size of the guy's t-shirt?
It must be a Colley
by EVEREF3 November 4, 2009
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by greenblazer April 4, 2019
a cringe colley is a fucking loser were they are in the same tent with jack myers, harroson colley, blake colley or zack barker and if you come across them you should call the police but if they don't answer grab a gun a kill em
shut the fuck up you cringe colley
by jack is a loser September 23, 2019
A traumatised introvert, that’s afraid of physical touch. Collei Kinnies are really sensitive and have trust issues.
by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023