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Collinism 

A condition describing one that is pale as a ghost, but not albino
Collin has Collinism because he is pale.
Collinism by anonymous March 29, 2023

Susan Collins 

A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.
Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.
Susan Collins by RogerBauman October 5, 2018

Jack Collins 

jack collins is typically referred to as being a ladies man and wants to dog the boys every weekend
thinks he knows all when he doesnt, commonly has a girlfriend for less than a month and very jealous
"Hey Jack collins, wanna hang out?"

"nah i cant im busy"
"oh wow dog the boys why dont ya"
Jack Collins by michael forwick September 22, 2019

Misha Collins 

An actor. Plays Castiel on Supernatural. Is known for having eye!sex with co-star Jensen Ackles, who is equally as delicious as Misha. Is also taking over the world with his Minions. Other names are: Tzar, My Liege, Commandant, Swami, Enlightened One, The Oppressor, The Great Confuser, Babysitter, and The Sex.
Minion #1: We must take out the opponents for Misha Collins!
Minion #2: The Sex FTW!!!!!

Joe Collings 

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings 

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.
Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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