Phat Colin is the ultimate being of the universe. His speciality is creating vast amounts of amazing food. Hiding amount the humans in his human form he always takes four people to become his right hand, left hand, right leg, and left leg man. He has been through out many points in history like becoming a pharoh, a Mongolian warlord, and one of the biggest mafia bosses in history. Phat Colin now resides as a stoner high school kid with no respect for the system.
by King Chrome December 14, 2019
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by taxmano March 29, 2010
Last night I smacked my Colin Norred.
by IlluminatalilatiConfirmination September 12, 2018
The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023
If you look this up you're gay
Colin Boon is the greatest human to ever live. I heard he once killed a mouse in a science experiment, that eventually saved the world. But we all mourn the mouse.
by Ha ha jokes on you March 27, 2022