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cold barney 

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.
My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.
cold barney by Justin "Cheese" October 12, 2007
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Barbados cold 

Barbados cold is an ice cold drink poured over ice so that it is as cold as possible. Nothing better.