cold air

Talking about future events or possibilites, as if they are based in fact. No reality is required; essentially all theory not based on real historical facts.

If you hike down that steep trail you will more than likely break your neck. Thats a bunch of cold air your blowing, as nobody has ever fell on this trail and I have years of experience.

by lecharbon December 12, 2013

cold air intake

A cheap way of adding horsepower, though not as much as ricers say they make. Usually add 5-8 on a four pot, 10-15 for a six and 15-30 for an 8. (K&N)

People often install them because they are a much cheaper (however less effective) alternative to turbocharging or supercharging. (Can also accompany a turbo and/ or a supercharger)

That civic has a cold air intake and a fartcan

I can't afford to turbo my car so I got a cold air intake

That GTP is nice it has a supercharger stock and the owner added a cold air intake

by carguy1996 January 29, 2014

Cold Air Fart

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.

Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!

by Walter Henry VIII February 14, 2011

Cold-Air Ballooning

Doing Whippets.

I was bored so I sat up in my room cold-air ballooning.

by Scoots January 23, 2003

air-cold

A disease that’s very contagious

He: Did you hear about the air-cold that’s going around

She: No, but I think I had it last week.

by Stacy P September 1, 2021

getting cold air

Positioning legs overhead with asshole out suck cold air into thy butthole then letting it sit, lastly pushing the "cold air" out into a fart sounding noise. If this is mastered you will learn how to fart on command.

It is disgusting when andrew is getting cold air

by Totally1134 August 5, 2017