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cō-jen-tra-plē-jik

1. One who is cogently paralyzed or displays little or no ability to form a cogent thought.

2. One who lacks the power to compel conviction in thoughtful, meaningful dialect.

3. One who is easily resisted due to mental paralysis.
Did you see that speech by the POTUS yesterday?

Yeah. Talk about an Obacle of Biblical proportion. He's like a cogentriplegic when his teleprompter fails.
by Rekd May 02, 2009
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