Coffigens

The mental and physical stamina derived from the caffeine in hot office coffee.

Dude there is no way I'm getting this presentation done tonight without coffigens.

or

Man I am laggin, I need some coffigens

or

Jeeze dude I just hit the 3-o'clock wall I need coffigens in a hurry...

Coffigens by Hunkasaurus Chunk May 14, 2009

Coffiend 

Noun: 1. Someone who drinks coffee like there is no tomorrow; 2. Someone who cannot function without coffee.

Person 1: Isn't that like your eleventh cup of coffee today??

Person 2: Twelfth.

Person 1: Dude. You're a coffiend.

Coffiend by Dr. Awesome Ph.D. July 18, 2012

Configness 

A term used to describe the complexity of a technical issue, especially the frustrating side.

Bob, what really gets me about this project is the configness of it all. I'm tired of having to build thirty million files for every dang service just to run a test!

Configness by Slixter November 1, 2019

coffinshipping 

A term used by fans of the Saw movie franchise to describe a noncanonical romantic relationship between Peter Strahm and Mark Hoffman, two characters from the series. Arguably, the second to third most popular ship in the fandom (the first being chainshipping). The name is a reference to the two characters' final confrontation in SAW V.
Coffinshipping is often the subject of fanfiction, fan art, and video edits in the Saw fandom.

Did you know that people ship Peter and Hoffman from the SAW films? They call it coffinshipping.

coffinshipping by ChillywithBilly November 4, 2023

Coffinspire 

A song that, although of a notoriously dark or macabre genre, is still inspirational and uplifting.

Examples of Coffinspire songs include:

The Path (Human Abstract)
Polaris (human Abstract)
Ex Nihilo (Becoming the Archetype)
The Monolith (Becoming the Archetype)
Composure (August Burns Red)
The Crusade (Trivium)

and of Course,

Coffinspire (Norma Jean)

Coffinspire by Cupcake 3030150 November 1, 2008

coffinstalker 

A sex predator who pursues encounters with a near dead terminally ill person to satisfy a peverse desire.

We've had an applicant for our voluntary position in this retirement care home: his name is Darren. Shall we invite him in for an interview? No, I'm afraid we cannot accept him because he's a well known coffinstalker.

coffinstalker by Stainie March 29, 2010

coffiesta 

A combination of a coffee and a siesta, you drink a coffee set your alarm for 15 to 30 minutes (desired nap time), go to sleep and when you wake up the coffee will have kicked in giving you maximum awakening.

Just going to have a quick coffiesta

coffiesta by The Real Pat Steele May 16, 2018