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Noun: 1. Someone who drinks coffee like there is no tomorrow; 2. Someone who cannot function without coffee.
Person 1: Isn't that like your eleventh cup of coffee today??

Person 2: Twelfth.

Person 1: Dude. You're a coffiend.
by Dr. Awesome Ph.D. July 14, 2012