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Coffee chick 

A "Coffee Chick" is a girl that will always be willing to know everything that is happening in your girlfriends life. Such as your private sex life, inter-relationship arguments and e.t.c. Your girlfriend's Coffee Chick will address herself as your friend, but always approaches you with a glare.

The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.

A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
Coffe Chick: C'mon... Tell me. What happened with John last night?!

Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.

Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!

Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.

Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.

Mary: I know. *chuckles.

Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!

They both break out in laughter.
Coffee chick by KoRnMeal;( July 13, 2012
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coffee chicken 

In a small office of people eager for their mid-morning coffee, participants must weigh up their strong desire for caffeine against the burden of being the first to break, becoming the Coffee Chicken.

The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.
pete: Is Ed in yet? He is such a reliable coffee chicken!
coffee chicken by Coffee Chicken November 1, 2008

Coffee Cheetos Chicken 

The definition of a Jerma joke.
What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!
Coffee Cheetos Chicken by Navybog February 15, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026