coconut

a person of south asian desendency who was born and brought up in the U.S, and is a perfectly nice and good person but is judged improperly because they're not that involved in the south asian community.

Me: Mommy I saw an indian girl with this white guy today....
Mommy: Stay away from her!
Me: Why?
Mommy: Because honey, if an indian person does not hang out with other indians, doesnt listen to indian music or watch indian films that means they're a coconut and they're ashamed of their skin color.
Me: Oh.....What should i do when I see her again.
Mommy: STARE AT HER!!!!!KEEP STARING!!!!!!!!!JUST STARE AT HER AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: It's okay she's not pretty anyway...
Mommy: Oh really! Never mind..haha.. then just forget that we had this conversation.

by wordmaker2005 February 25, 2005

coconuts

Refers to a growing breed of Latinos who tend to dismiss their latino heritage and follow the Caucasian lifestyle.

All them damn coconuts from up north think we'll vote for their Repuplican asses just because their last name is latin.

by The Mexican March 23, 2005

coconuted

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

by ..chels..arr.. May 5, 2005

coconuts

euphemism for breasts.

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

coconut

The action describing how you're going to make somebody go "coco" when you "nut" in them.

Hey, honey! Wanna do the coconut?

by kebweb August 2, 2022

Coconuts

Usually found in tropical places, unless they migrate or are carried by a sparrow. They can be cut in half and banged together to mimic a horse in case you don't have the budget for a real one.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (do del le do) There they are standing in the road. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. You give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist is what the showman said.

by xWolfiex August 20, 2011

Coconut

A verbal blessing from the almighty Howard. If you do or say something he finds beneficial he might bless you with the almighty 'Coconut.'

"Correct! Give the Lady/Gentleman a coconut!"
- Howard the Almighty

by EllTheAyy September 5, 2019