Cockpumper

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.

He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.

by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

CockPump

A felatious female's mouth

This bitch gave me head last night, and man was she a great cockpump!

by Billy7729 February 10, 2007

Cockpump

The mouth of a person. Best when accompanied by the word 'saucy'

I told John that Billy was talking smack, so John told me to Billy to shut his saucy cockpump. John the suggested we get Taco Bell.

by kkevo November 22, 2005