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When a well intoxicated male beat's on someone's front door with their penis
That cocknocker took me by suprise
by d.y. August 05, 2006
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1.Someone who hits you in the balls delibertly when in the middle of a fist fight, a deliberate cheat move often used when losing.

2.Fictional Charcter Mark(Luke Skywalker) Hamill played in the Kevin Smith movie ‘Jay an Silent Bob Strike Back. Cockknocker uses the first definition with a giant fiist. From the fictional comic ‘Bluntman & Chronic
1.I was kicking his whiny punk ass, then he cockknocked me and it was all over.

2.Chronic: Why they call you Cocknocker?
Cocknocker: Actually there’s a funny story behind that, you’re gonna love this, true story…
(WHAM)
Chronic: Eeep.
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