Cocknocker 

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

Cocknocker by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker 

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

Cocknocker by Prick Police March 9, 2014

Cocknocker 

A dumb ass bitch who is an absolute dick head

That dumb ass hoe is a cocknocker

Cocknocker by Thicccccmama February 13, 2019

Cocknocker 

To smash someone in the cock with your fist when they least expect it

"Hello Mate" (mate stretches leaving groin exposed)
"Hello" (smashes friend in cock)

Cocknocker by Bensonator March 28, 2004

cocknocker 

A character played by Mark Hamill featured in the Bluntman and Chronic(Jay and Silent Bob) Movie and Comicbook in the View Askew Series created and directed by Kevin Smith.

"I got busted in the balls by some guy called... 'Cocknocker!'"

cocknocker by n1n74 March 16, 2004

cocknocker 

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

cocknocker by Don February 12, 2004

cocknocker 

1.Someone who hits you in the balls delibertly when in the middle of a fist fight, a deliberate cheat move often used when losing.

2.Fictional Charcter Mark(Luke Skywalker) Hamill played in the Kevin Smith movie ‘Jay an Silent Bob Strike Back. Cockknocker uses the first definition with a giant fiist. From the fictional comic ‘Bluntman & Chronic’

1.I was kicking his whiny punk ass, then he cockknocked me and it was all over.

2.Chronic: Why they call you Cocknocker?
Cocknocker: Actually there’s a funny story behind that, you’re gonna love this, true story…
(WHAM)
Chronic: Eeep.

cocknocker by banky123 July 20, 2006