2. I hope you don't mean a Cobus soon.
3. "That's inappropriate... don't be a Cobus".
4. If you're looking for a good vacation spot, I hear Cobus Land is pretty insane.
A Cobus is usually seen flirting with an Audrey and has a diet of red bull and chocolate. He also has an insanely wicked cool friend called Jason!!
Cobi have a unique self defence mechanism of saying "Booya!" in a freakish and scarey way to force their way through swarms of fans.
The inspirer of Cobus who made him great goes by the name of Dolbear! (As shown on one of his facebook posts)
The cobus vocabulary consists of:
Crazy fan "I love you so much Cobus!!!!"
Crazy fan "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Wow, there are hundreds of people with wicked cool hair playing drums with chocolate and red bull!!"
"They must be Cobi"
Cobus is a person who is wicked cool and legitly awesome at drummming
His name useually consists of lots of flem
Usually says Booya in many situations and can beatbox like a beast
Their hair has an insane amount of gel in it to keep it held up
He makes insane DVD's, but unluckily a Cobus will useually have a poor internet connection (not of his own fault)
"He is so obviously a cobus"
"Hey dude you wanna come down to my house"
"Booya man that would be wicked cool"
"ha ha ur such a Cobus"
Cobuses are also involved in a program that cheers up emo kids.
2. The hardest name to pronounce is Cobus.