Coburned 

When a gorilla minded individual starts a fight with a person half their size and gets their ass kicked.

My grade six brother coburned some random grade twelve kids that were picking on him.

I was drunk and a midget coburned me with his bare hands.

Coburned by Mr. Nineinch June 30, 2012

Cogburned 

Getting owned in the heat of debate with irrefutable facts from openly verifiable and trusted mainstream sources supported by various media including graphs, charts, links, quotes, documents, and a legal opinion or two.

Dude, if the only proof you have for a civilization on the moon is a couple of old John Lear photographs, you're gonna get Cogburned!

Cogburned by Ima Nasshole June 29, 2009