The consumption of marijuana via human oral cavity by two persons gathered together.

Etymology: U.S. Sen. Tom Coburn seems obsessed with marijuana, to the point that he has several times attempted to get state medical marijuana laws declared illegal under federal law. In honor of his dedication to the issue, activists have named the "consumption of marijuana through the oral cavity" (the exact language of one of his amendments) by two people a "coburn."
"Let's go back to my dorm room and do a coburn."
by TruthPolice June 12, 2009
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Coburn are a London-based duo made of Pete Martin and Tim Healey. Their single "We Interrupt This Program" was made popular through the many NEDM YTMND pages.
Guy: You see the latest NEDM?

Girl: Yeah, Coburn is awesome!
by wzrds3 November 21, 2006
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When a gorilla minded individual starts a fight with a person half their size and gets their ass kicked.
My grade six brother coburned some random grade twelve kids that were picking on him.

I was drunk and a midget coburned me with his bare hands.
by Mr. Nineinch June 28, 2012
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A homophobic (therfore typical) Republican representative of the state of Oklahoma who recently said;

"Lesbianism is so rampant in high schools in the Oklahoma area that some schools will only let girls go to the bathroom one at a time. Think about that as an issue."
I thought about it for more than a second, then whacked one off! I say WOOHOO to high school lesbianism! How ace is that? There was no rampant lesbianism in my school, and that kinda makes me upset!
by zutroy November 24, 2004
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