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It's like a blowjob, but instead of a penis, it's a foot, and instead of a mouth, it's a butthole.
Did you hear that Siena clunched Thomas at that party last weekend?
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1. Hard pressed.
2. State of being or act of hard pressing.
3. An extreme pwning.

NOTE: An object is said to reach Clunch Completion when it becomes so clunchy that it cannot be clunched any more. An abbreviated term for this is Clunchkin.
NOTE 2: Clunching something quickly is called McClunching.
Even though I studied for a long time; that test completely clunched me.

Sometimes I feel that if another customer complains, I'll turn into a Clunchkin Case.
by The Clunchkin March 08, 2010
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Another word for a vagina, cunt or pussy.
Lesbian 1: Munch my clunch bitch!
Lesbian 2 now performs cunnilingus on Lesbian 1
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A word used to describe female genitals (pussy or vagina etc...) Commonly seen in E4 Comedy The Inbetweeners
"There's gonna be loads of Clunch at this party"
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The ultimate attitude adjuster. The process of punching you annoying women directly into the clit.
Shut your mouth women otherwise you will suffer the clunch
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when someone performs oral sex on a woman around midday/lunchtime
example 1:
man 1: lets go to a cafe im hungry
man 2: no thanks mate im still full from clunch

example 2: ladies that clunch: when lesbian or bi curious women give each other oral sex in their lunch hour.

example 3:

girlfriend: that was good lets do it again..
man: ah i cant, im all clunched out im afraid.
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a lunch in / at the camp
We'll go to the river after a clunch.
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