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1.
A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.
The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.
by Toosh April 09, 2008
 
2.
A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clowns' costume
I should have known, considering what a slut Tina was. Her fur pie was stretched wider than the coller of a fat kid's t-shirt. I could have fit six of my dicks in her clown's pocket.
by Tello August 15, 2006
 
3.
A particularly loose and baggy pussy!
She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.
by Paddy October 21, 2003
 
4.
A person of the female variety who happens to have a rather large vaginal area.
'I could hardly feel myself in her she had such a clowns pocket!'

'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'
by Ian S Copp March 22, 2006
 
5.
A Clown's pocket is a saggy pussy.
If you keep doing that, you will have a Clown's pocket.
by HornyBitch6105299498 May 05, 2006
 
6.
A very very loose minge.
When I went to shag this bird last night I had to tie a plank to my feet as her minge was like a clowns-pocket!
by ChrisJB August 10, 2006
 
7.
a large and cavernous asshole, usually linked to homosexual activity.
That dude is so gay he has an arse like a clowns pocket.
by dain blair August 07, 2005