The act of dumping baby powder, flour, or some other white powder in your friend's hair to give them that ever so sexy salt-and-pepper look George Clooney rocks to hell; a prank similar to antiquing that's made even funnier by its witty pop culture reference.
by brace yourself November 27, 2007
The act of secretly shitting in a friends cat litter box. Then the friend says "what the hell is wrong with my freakin cat!!!" Try it a day after eating corn. Geogre Clooney admitted to this as a college prank.
by dscaberboy October 25, 2004
Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.
Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.
NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.
Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.
NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.
While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.
"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"
"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"
by GorgeousGeorge April 9, 2013
A: "Don't you want to have a family"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"
by CorpSE July 17, 2013
The act of going down on a girl that hasn't recently shaved and the appearance and feel is what it must be like to kiss George Clooney with his 5 o'clock shadow.
by Bdizzle562 October 28, 2009
Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)
"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."
"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."
"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."
by RyanBingham February 18, 2013
A synonym for tit fucking. Especially applied to tit-fucking women with large breasts. Emergence after the 2007 Academy Awards when a noticeably tipsy George Clooney was seen leading a rather shell shocked (and well endowed) Jennifer Hudson off stage.
Jeff: Did you see Jennifer Hudson....
Brett: ..yeah, Clooney, titfucks her backstage
Jeff: You mean he clooneys her
Brett: Yes.
Brett: ..yeah, Clooney, titfucks her backstage
Jeff: You mean he clooneys her
Brett: Yes.
by Strafus June 25, 2007