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Clocho is a term coined my philosophical author Yass Vegas in the 2020s. It's a contraction of the french words "clochard" and "clodo".

A clocho is an extremely dirty person, they usually don't shower frequently and rarely brush their teeths. Clochos can be easily recognised by the brown skidmarks on their underwear/pants. These are also frequently called Shorts caca. Clochos need to stay as immobile as possible, because if they move to fast, they may spread their disgusting smell and suffocate everyone in the room.
- Hey can you go check on Yassine, he's supposed to go to the chicha but he's still sleeping.
- HELL NAH! He's a fucking clocho, I don't wanna get near his room.
Clocho by Frenshy BLK April 7, 2020
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A portmanteau of clue echo in crosswords. Coined by Dennis of the LA Times Crossword Corner blog.
In the same crossword grid, RNA is clued as "Cellular transmitter", and PHONE is also clued as "Cellular transmitter". This is called a clecho.
Clecho by Morning Sunshine September 9, 2010
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chochota 

Pussy in Portuguese.

It's only used in Brasil.
Tens as fotografias dessa chochota?

Do you have pictures of that pussy?
chochota by contagion; November 22, 2009
A women with Clitoris in the form of a pennis.Commonly use in Puerto Rico as a noun or referring to a women name coco.
Noun

That women has a clicho right beneath her skirt, that may cause her genital problems.
clicho by MR.clicho June 23, 2009

Clophokitos 

It's someone who can metaphorically weave himself into weird situations.

Especially if he is participating in environment with extreme environmental phenomena, natural disasters and distressing situations.

Also can be used with an indirect and metaphorical semiology for psychological obstacles of every day life.
I was coming down the hill, trampling in the snow, like a clophokitos!
Clophokitos by r0b0tak0s October 17, 2021

don Clichote

someone who tries to be very orginal all the time and is obssesed with avoiding cliches and keeps correcting other people's words as he/she cannot stand cliches used by them, so his/her life seems to be devoted to the anti-cliche crusade only (the term refers to the character of don Quixote - the main protagonist of "The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha" by Miguel de Cervantes);
Jerry: Mary said she would not get back to the modern poetry classes.
Craig: Why not?
Jerry: When she showed her poem to the teacher, he threw her out of the room for using some of the phrases. He claimed her poem was a bunch of cliches.
Craig: What a don Clichote!
don Clichote by KurtSteinerPL November 12, 2011

clochard 

A french male homeless person living in the streets, only taking care to get enough money for food & vast quantities of cheap wine from begging & panhandling. Found 'pitoresque' by tourists in Paris, they are often sleeping under Seine bridges. the female is clocharde. A dying breed, equivalent of the tramp or bum
Maigret and the clochard
clochard by Dirty Danny September 12, 2005