look at that cunt faced individual he's a bit of a Clive " his face....makes me.....want to... be sick
by everyone in the Fernando dynasty March 25, 2003
by MrAHoleSucked January 1, 2018
Someone who can play any musical instrument without actually owning one. He also finds everything easy and often has to explain things slowly to others. He loves food and consequently is a great cook. Clive is also very cute yet rugged and manly. Clive is attracted to girls who eat canned food.
by E Heading August 9, 2006
A word that can be used to replace anything you fancy... Can be fitted into any context, and is perfect to add that extra bit of pizazz into a sentence.
'Clive' is famously hard to be defined - anyone asking "What does clive mean?" is frowned upon until they can work out that it does not actually have a meaning..
Formally christened by the Fulham rapper Example, who uses it at any available chance and has started off a snowball effect on the use of the word.
'Clive' is famously hard to be defined - anyone asking "What does clive mean?" is frowned upon until they can work out that it does not actually have a meaning..
Formally christened by the Fulham rapper Example, who uses it at any available chance and has started off a snowball effect on the use of the word.
by eliotgleavesfuturewife July 12, 2009
clive is a nonce
by prime minister boii May 28, 2020
Check out that clive
Did you get any clive last night?
Greg and Simon haven't had any clive for a while now
Where's all the clive?
Ugh! Go wash your clive!
Did you get any clive last night?
Greg and Simon haven't had any clive for a while now
Where's all the clive?
Ugh! Go wash your clive!
by "Clive" March 3, 2004