Vampire Clingy

A person who is extremely clingy during a relationship and sucks the life from their partner. An unhealthy obsession that can cause serious mental scarring.

That girl was vampire clingy, I forgot what living it up meant!

by Sir Raziis June 9, 2012

Clingy Bitch Pasta

A woman who is way over done and sticks all over you.

I like my women al dente, don't want none of that clingy bitch pasta.

by Taberlin April 26, 2019

National Clingy day

The day where the boys get to hangout with their girlfriend for as long as they want to

Gf: Why are you so fukin clingy to day
Bf: Its national clingy day, deal with it

by BigChopDaddi November 7, 2019

Clingy virgin's fallacy

When a person (typically a man) scores with a girl for the first time and then gets hung up over her after getting dumped by that girl. This is normally experienced by guys who kiss or fuck a girl for the first time and become emotionally invested, but end up getting their heart broken when the girl naturally moves on.

Chad: Hey Brad, have you seen Pete around anywhere? Haven't seen him since he got to 2nd base with that thot
Brad: Yeah she dumped his ass and moved on after she had her fun, but Pete's crying because he's hung up over her
Chad: Was she his first ever kiss?
Brad: Yeah man, looks like Pete's experiencing Clingy virgin's fallacy

by fagut May 31, 2017

Delusional Clingy Fool

(Noun) A person who is so delusional that they are blind to everything around, especially pertaining to their relationships and/or own self. Actions include constantly wining, nagging, and crying, actions inappropriate for a persons age. Delusional Clingy Fools are so clingy that when confronted with their actions that are suffocating their relationships they cling on to whats left and start to beg for forgiveness. Beware of confronting Delusional clingy fools because when the evidence is clearly in front of them they will deny it all, like OJ did in his infamous trial.

Charles: Hey how are things with Mr. Chubon.
Alyse: Horrible I tried to break up with him and he begged me not to go!
Charles: Wow, what a Delusional Clingy Fool.

by Charles Aylse Macadangdang April 23, 2011

clingy douche

Generally hangs out with two other guys and a girl in a small group called a shipoopy. This si the most hated member and everyone wants him to die. Mainly cause he's too clingy and doesn't repay you loans.

My God! That kid is a fucking clingy douche. He is much too clingy.

by kilgren March 26, 2009

Clingy ass mf

@Utatane Piko!#0967

Omg Im such a clingy ass mf

by Clingy ass mf May 5, 2022